Eminem: "Ass Like That"

Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it
I can’t believe it,
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
I don’t believe it,
it’s almost to good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone’s at the door
but I don’t think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being
I have needs,
I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeing
I’m not resisting arrest,
I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees,
I can’t get on the ground any further
It’s impossible for me,
And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song,
it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid.
If offend, I’m sorry
Please, Please forgive,
for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet,
I can get away anything I say and you will love
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it,
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV
my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOIN
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they getting older,
they’re starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me
from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie’s PG, Mr. Office,
I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent,
cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy?
I am Triumph,
Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like man
And I could say that and you laugh
cause there’s a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it,
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough
so I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass
and she’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid.
I don’t think my joke is working
I must flea quick, get to the chopper,
everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it,
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it,
you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
[’ FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU]